pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah
well i'm the free car wash that comes with the fill up
the long lead up to the ten car pile up
pedal to the metal pedal to the metal pedal to the metal
go!
pedal to the metal yeah...
pedal to the metal
go go go go

found my favorite hiding place in the playground
yeah the ol' blue sunshine's backin up again
federal bureau of insemination
central impaling association
put an arrow thru your heart
put an arrow thru your heart
well it'll be artificial... that's official
hey hey hey
hey hey hey
mister keyhole
spred!

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime

well i'm here for one reason: to break your back
so who you pushin' around?
who made you judge and jury?
who made you fudge and fury?
two's company baby, but im a crowd
well i'm a one man wrecking gang
i'm a one man wrecking gang

my sister ain't fallin outa no truck
believe me honey you're outa luck
my sister ain't fallin outa no truck
hey, sister, can you spare a suck?

OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!OINK!!

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime
put the pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal go!

stick to the inseminator
the embryo accelerator
the heimlich manoeuvre
i may be a geek....but i'm a geek with a purpose
two's company, baby, but im a crowd....you know me
well i'm a one man gang
well i'm a one man gang
and i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal yeah

well i'd like to strap you on sometime
well i'd like to strap you on sometime
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal go

one man gang bang
one man gang bang
one man wrecking gang
one man gang bang... i'm a crowd

one man gang bang
one man gang bang.... two's company
one man gang bang
i'm a one man wrecking gang....

mister keyhole

ahhh pedal to the metal yeah

one man gang bang
one man gang bang... i'm a crowd
one man gang bang....one man gang bang...one man gang bang...one man gang bang

pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal
pedal to the metal
yeah

..........etcetera.....

STOP TRYING TO TIE ME

i am the man with the golden arm
i got legs of steel and a platinum palm
i'm the b-b-b-b-baritone of the works
and needles and pins make me feel berserk
my life is rife with nobody's strife
cos it's my wife and it's my life
don't look at my eyes, watch your possessions
cos i have to have cash to retain my position

stop tryin' to tie me to the tracks
(jack jack jack jack me up!)

there are certain things that i try not to do
like hangin' round the bathroom turnin' blue
i've shaken hands with saint vitus
cos i got the mellow yellow of hepatitus
i'm the mellow man with the melody
i make all of my deliveries c.o.d.
i don't have to try to play to win
cos i got a little thing called heroin

stop tryin' to tie me to the tracks
(jack jack jack jack me up!)

i'm the de-destroyer not an el el lawyer
down the rapids and thru the ravine
in the sewer tonight
wrap your body up tight
while i answer your every bad dream
and if you think that's nuthin go to e.f. hutton
everybody'll hear what you said
but if you take my advice and shut it up twice
and find yourself another bed
well i'm t-t-tellin ya not short sellin' ya
shake ma hand and kissa ma boot
and if you feel inferior go to algeria
and buy a white flannel suit
my prognosis is your neurosis
new roses for me and mine
and if you feel real ill and you can't sit still
lock the doors 'til the wintertime

stop tryin' to tie me to the tracks
(jack jack jack jack me up!)

stop tryin' to tie me....stop tryin' to tie me
stop tryin' to tie me....stop tryin' to tie me

yeah.....i am the man with the golden arm
i got legs of steel and a platinum palm
i'm the b-b-b-b-baritone of the works
and needles and pins make me feel berserk
my life is rife with nobody's strife
cos it's my wife and it's my life
don't look at my eyes, watch your possessions
cos i have to have cash to retain my position

stop tryin' to tie me to the tracks
(jack jack jack jack me up!)

there are certain things i try not to do
like hangin' round the bathroom turnin' blue
i've shaken hands with saint vitus
cos i got the mellow yellow of hepatitus
i'm the mellow man with the malady
i make all of my deliveries c.o.d.
i don't have to try to play to win
cos i got a little thing called heroin

stop tryin' to tie me to the tracks
(jack jack jack jack me up!)

stop tryin' to tie me....stop tryin' to tie me
stop tryin' to tie me....stop tryin' to tie me
stop

HEY BOP A REE BOP

hey bop a ree bop
the kraken wakes
you lose it here you're in a world of hurt
a world of fakes
hey bop a ree bop
quilombo narcopolis
testify before the grand jury
about the comin' of kohoutek
i'm flyin' higher than kohoutek...

..will be tomorrow...
at least i don't have to think
at the cliffs of insanity
i'm in the midst of a flabbalanche
booked into the pumpatorium
with a truckload of bazookas
under moonrock shelter
sindaddy sindaddy sindaddy sindaddy sindaddy

where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
an' it's goin' down fast

givin' birth to a twenty-two pound flaming porcupine
my brain talks too loud....i'm a crowd
moved down to cancer alley.... y'know its been four years...
with my weapons at hand
victim of tyrannicide
my bellybutton's been puckering and puckering and unpuckering and puckering and unpuckering all fucking day
yeah... you know.... you know
it feels mighty fine
to give birth to a twenty-two pound porcupine

where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a hole i have a soul
an' it's goin' down fast

delirium tremens
mexican dragline
fetid aspic of muck
frances b.gross
jelly cadavers
meets cypress stump

this is a bad time for all of us
this is a bad time for all of us
this is a bad time for all of us
this is a bad time....

where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
where some people said have a soul i have a hole
an' it's goin' down fast
...and it's vast....

this is a bad time for all of us
this is a bad time for all of us
this is a bad time for allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....of us

GREASE NIPPLES

i'd like to strap you on sometime
i'd like to strap you on sometime
i'd like to strap you on sometime

.............etcetera